Residents, pets, and those golden retrievers currently pretending not to hear your names! Allow me to introduce myself. I am Miss Puddles Worthington III, though close friends may call me “Miss Puddles”, and close enemies generally call me “Your cat is on the dining table again.”
This column exists because pets have concerns. Every month, residents may submit questions regarding pet etiquette, behavioral confusion, emotional turmoil, mysterious barking, unexplained zooming, patio gecko diplomacy, or tensions involving robotic vacuum cleaners. I shall answer them with compassion, wisdom, and the quiet disappointment of a cat who watched someone buy “designer rain boots” for a Labradoodle.
July – 2026 (pdf)
August – 2026 (pdf)
September – 2026 (pdf)
